go shorty
It’s my birthday. I’m 25. Twenty fucking five! I know you are all probably torn over what to buy me. This is what I need:
1. a new boyfriend
2. a copy of the big lebowski—how do I not have one?
3. a new phone
4. one great album
5. one great book
Feel free to send any and all. Alternately, you can just send me vibes of peace, love, and strength. Haha. I said vibes. Hold on, I need to add to my list.6. a new vibe
K, I don’t really need one, the magic wand is all I will ever need, but I wouldn’t turn one down, either. Anyway. We seem to have misplaced the point along the way.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
Hope you’ll get them all before turning 26. Or by the end of January. Or by tomorrow.
Happy birthday!
